fill'er up

I'm just making sure it's documented: I can actually feel the sperm collecting in my taint and ding dong. This, for me, is the hardest thing to deal with after not masturbating after a couple days.

Jeff (still talking about cotton swabs in the pee-hole):
"It really hurt. It was bad....It was uncomfortable. It was horrifying. I was careful not to look, that's the thing. The situation is very odd and I can't imagine making eye-contact with the doctor while it was going on. I just looked at the ceiling and was like 'oh dear, when is this over.' It's not pleasant getting looked over for the old chlamydia/gonorrea but it's responsible. So there's the rub. And if you can spell chlamydia you're like a scientist or something. Oh fucking shit, yeah."