A couple of things

first off, i think it should be stated that if you need to masturbate for a medical professional i.e. your doctor says you have to, that act shall not count against you in the contest. secondly, i am glad of tom k's weakness(?) in the contest. i thought he would have lasted a million times longer than he has (as of tomorrow night.) but i am happy for it too. thirdly, there is an anecdote which i would like to share, but red wine has over-powered both my desire to type and also to masturbate (hooray.) more tomorrow.