The Contest

a real-time account of many a poorly thought-out contest.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

In Recap

Alright, my final numbers are pretty poor. Let me say this however. I started almost three full days late, you all know this. Also, and I don't have a great excuse for this one, I stopped three days early. I was kind of busy and on top of that I had the drunkest weekend ever. Also, I got laid a lot, and I'm assuming that doesn't count, so, whatever. I know this doesn't matter, sticking it out was half the battle. I'm sure everyone put up good numbers over short periods of time here and there.

I only competed from Tuesday night through Thursday night. I imagine it was something like 54 hours in total. During those 2 days, I masturbated 13 times. I'm pretty proud of that. The late start hurt, and so did 13 sessions in 2 days. That hurt a lot. Either way, I'm feeling pretty good about myself and that accomplishment. I was upset to find that no one had really posted their conclusions and results. Either that has been some other forum for that, the contest is still going (once again unbeknownst to me), or you guys need to get on that.

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