The Contest

a real-time account of many a poorly thought-out contest.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

The Bound

You people are sick. Personally I don't care how much you're doing it. But forcing me into a position where I am imagining all of you scampering off to catch the last seat on the lotion train is truly disturbing. You all have different outfits on in my dreams in different combinations of which normal articles of clothing are being worn at different times. The faces you make, the single bead of sweat running down your...your...YOU'RE ALL JUST SICK!

1 Comments:

At 4:00 AM, Blogger Tom said...

I think this is just a feeble ploy to deter others so you can sneak in with the lead.

Either that or your mother caught you losing the contest.

 

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