Couple Thoughts

Since I haven't posted yet, here's one mass-post will all of my thoughts:

1. I'm playing some mean catch up here, but I'm not telling my totals until Friday. I think that's the best middle ground between padding my stats and everyone knowing where everyone's at for the home stretch.

2. I don't care if two contest members are roommates. I live with three people and there's no door to my bedroom.

3. The vast majority of my work thus far has been at work, sans porno. Bow down, bitches.

4. Much like my new-found productivity in the previous contest, this contest is wonderful. I have recently established sexual relations with my new suger mama, and there's no better first (second) impression than when after a couple of hours she calls for halftime to pop vicodins like they were Pez.

5. Are we counting masturbations or ejaculations? I can think of good arguments for both.

6. Tonight at work, I've been on a bit of a "rally." The last time however, I was focusing so hard I'm pretty sure I found Buddha, then nothing came out and I couldn't sit down for a while. I'm pretty sure this is worse for us than the previous contest.

Chafed and scabbing.