The Contest

a real-time account of many a poorly thought-out contest.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

The wiener is...

21.


Jeff and I have talked about a couple different new contests. Perhaps most in one day? That's something I think this group might actually have the focus to do. Or even just a better motivated contest 2. I think we owe it to ourselves. Also, my porn's so lonely now.

conclusions?

well, i think we can all agree the second contest was a little less structured than the first one. there was a lot of confusion for some reason, even though 4 out of 5 of us were in the same room when we decided on start times/regulations. evan- i think we decided that any conscious release is to be included in the final total because that was the opposite of contest 1, so add any hook-ups and etc. and that's your total. my final count was 16. i make no excuses (even though i shared my bed (non-sexually) for the last 2 nights of the contest). so the contest for me effectively ended on friday morning. no excuses! although as a side note, i lost the contest *twice* in the afternoon immediately following the end of contest 2. just goes to show you nothing's fun when you have to do it. ahh, well- talk to you bitches soon. and let's see some final numbers.

In Recap

Alright, my final numbers are pretty poor. Let me say this however. I started almost three full days late, you all know this. Also, and I don't have a great excuse for this one, I stopped three days early. I was kind of busy and on top of that I had the drunkest weekend ever. Also, I got laid a lot, and I'm assuming that doesn't count, so, whatever. I know this doesn't matter, sticking it out was half the battle. I'm sure everyone put up good numbers over short periods of time here and there.

I only competed from Tuesday night through Thursday night. I imagine it was something like 54 hours in total. During those 2 days, I masturbated 13 times. I'm pretty proud of that. The late start hurt, and so did 13 sessions in 2 days. That hurt a lot. Either way, I'm feeling pretty good about myself and that accomplishment. I was upset to find that no one had really posted their conclusions and results. Either that has been some other forum for that, the contest is still going (once again unbeknownst to me), or you guys need to get on that.