I love me (not physically)

You guys suck. I see this contest as a blessing, my productivity has been through the roof. Do you know how much time I'm not wasting with browsing, downloading, viewing and appreciating pornography. Damn. In the past, even immediately after engaging in private time, I would return to whatever database I was using just to explore all those titles that seemed to have promise but might not have been good enough at the time. After acquiring, previewing and cataloguing all of these, though it wouldn't have been my original intent, with an updated library and having waited the necessary downtime, Round 2 would seem reasonable.

Not to mention I have been approaching and completing tasks with an unprecedented ferocity for fear of my mind wandering should I slow down. The only reason I almost lost is because Trevor wanted me to go to get STD tested with him. His approach could have been labeled "casually concerned/curious." I was thinking recreationally. Having masturbation so far out of mind, I almost lost for the contest for this health-based reason and only because I was thinking about it. I imagine the testing is more of a blood and urine thing, but I wouldn't know, because I played it safe (By no means am I talking about abstinence when I say "playing it safe," I just mean I didn't put myself in a situation where I might actually be requested to masturbate).

So, go ahead suffering, I think I've stumbled across a new way of life. Tom, enjoy your weekend, and I dare say I could still hold-out while you attempt your second time around. Your only hope is that I can resurrect my "game" and get me some, but there have been NO signs of that happening.